paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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