I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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