shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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