doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
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you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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