You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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