Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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