ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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