oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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