Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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