Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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