What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
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Rumble strips road head = magical
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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