Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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