love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
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And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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