10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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