Whod you bang
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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