What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
The adults are the big ones right?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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