i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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