if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
organizing the empties. That sober.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
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I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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