This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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