after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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