what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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