Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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