Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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