i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
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I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?