At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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