Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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