Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
How external is "for external use only"?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
