Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
23 Bosses Confess The Craziest Thing They’ve Seen An Employee Do
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
19 People Confess What It’s Like To Have Sex With Someone That Is Transitioning
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Randomize
