My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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