Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
All of them.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick