did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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