Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
