Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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