Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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