I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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