she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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