I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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