12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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