guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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