Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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