yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Is this like a preordered booty call?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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