Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm really into asian looking animals
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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