At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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