She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
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Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
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I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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