Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
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It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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