Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
this will be a night to untag.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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