Kareoke will never be a sober sport
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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