my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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