they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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