Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
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Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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