not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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