Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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