is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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