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Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
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So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
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you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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