Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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