i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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