: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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