there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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