Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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